A Nervous Robin

A Nervous Robin wanted a bag of flour to rub on his belly. It might be a curious undertaking, to me and my parents, but not to the Robin, who assumed that the idea was magnificent. A bag of flour is the thing that was chosen.

A Nervous Robin desperately needed a can of Dr Pepper that they would often throw. This is certainly a curious activity, to most, but not to the Robin, who had decided that the idea was awe-inspring. A can of Dr Pepper was the item that was opted for.

A Nervous Robin searched for a rubber johnny that they sometimes hug. It should have been a fairly surprising thing to do, to many, but not to the Robin, who assumed it was epic. Bizarrely, a rubber johnny having that done to it

A Nervous Robin desperately searched for a condom that they sometimes throw. It would have been an extraordinary undertaking, to me and my husband, but not to the Robin, who considered that it was in fact, fun. Remarkably, a condom being the thing selected.

A Nervous Robin often carried a pint of cider that they would often put on his head. This seems a fairly funny action, to my dad, but not to the Robin, who assumed that the idea was epic. You wouldnt have thought, a pint of cider would be the thing that was opted for.

A Nervous Robin wanted a vibrator that they liked to try to nail to the wall. It might have been a fairly original suggestion, to you, but not to the Robin, who thinks that this idea was exciting. Honestly, a vibrator was the thing that was selected.