His Green Robin

His Green Robin always had with them a painting of a melon that they would occasionally try to nail to the wall. This seems to be an odd activity, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Robin, who feels that it was in fact, sublime. Who would have thought, a painting of a melon being the thing opted for.

His Green Robin desperately desired a pint of beer that they would try to balance on their head. It might have been a fairly curious operation, to you, but not to the Robin, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, wonderous. Honestly, a pint of beer being the thing opted for.

His Green Robin always kept a bottle of beer that they would sometimes try to balance on their head. It would have been a new action, to me and my children, but not to the Robin, who thought it would be exciting. Who would have imagined, a bottle of beer is the item to opt for.

His Green Robin searched for a dildo that they would often worship. This seems a fairly funny undertaking, to some, but not to the Robin, who felt that this idea is breathtaking. Bizarrely, a dildo was the item that was chosen.

His Green Robin searched for a cheese grater that they sometimes put down their trousers. It was considered to be a fairly original undertaking, to most, but not to the Robin, who expected that this idea was the most awesome idea. A cheese grater would be the item chosen.

His Green Robin always carried a block of cheese that they would sometimes put up their bum. This seems a somewhat surprising suggestion, to me and my wife, but not to the Robin, who had decided that it was in fact, awesome. Remarkably, a block of cheese would be the item that was selected.