A Square Robin

A Square Robin wanted a ball that they would sometimes sit and look at. It would be a weird proposal, to most, but not to the Robin, who thinks that the idea was awesome. A ball is the thing to choose.

A Square Robin needed a rubber johnny that they would often insert somewhere. It was considered to be a funny operation, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Robin, who thought that it was in fact, stunning. Who would have imagined, a rubber johnny is the thing that was chosen.

A Square Robin desperately searched for a cup that they would play with. It might be a funny idea, to me and my parents, but not to the Robin, who thought that it was in fact, entertaining. A cup would be the thing that was chosen.

A Square Robin desperately searched for a can of Tango that they would embrace. It should have been an odd idea, to my neighbour, but not to the Robin, who thinks that it was in fact, wonderful. Who would have thought, a can of Tango being the thing selected.

A Square Robin needed a cheese grater that they sometimes watch for 10 minutes every morning. It might have been a curious action, to me, but not to the Robin, who feels that the idea was entertaining. A cheese grater would be the thing that was opted for.

A Square Robin looked for a can of Dr Pepper to put up their bum. It might have been a fairly astonishing thing to do, to me and my children, but not to the Robin, who thinks that the idea was miraculous. You wouldnt have thought, a can of Dr Pepper would be the chosen thing.