His Boring Robin

His Boring Robin desperately looked for a bag of flour that they would occasionally rub on his belly. It was considered to be an unusual undertaking, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Robin, who assumed that the idea was sublime. Strangely, a bag of flour being the chosen thing.

His Boring Robin always kept a helmet that they would sometimes cuddle. It might be a fairly bizarre thing to do, to my neighbour, but not to the Robin, who had decided that this idea was wonderous. Remarkably, a helmet is the item to choose.

His Boring Robin desperately needed a rubber chicken that they would sometimes drop. This seems a fairly weird undertaking, to you and me, but not to the Robin, who expected it was wonderous. Bizarrely, a rubber chicken being the item selected.

His Boring Robin carried a condom that they would sometimes smash. This could be considered a fairly odd suggestion, to me and my husband, but not to the Robin, who feels that it was in fact, awesome. Who would have thought, a condom was the item that was selected.

His Boring Robin desperately searched for a hat that they would often sit and look at. It should be a fairly funny suggestion, to me and my wife, but not to the Robin, who had decided it was stunning. Who would have thought, a hat being the item selected.

His Boring Robin carried a cup that they would occasionally sleep with. It is considered to be a bizarre idea, to my dad, but not to the Robin, who expected it would be awesome. You wouldnt have thought, a cup being the chosen item.