The Boring Robin

The Boring Robin owned a tomato that they liked to demolish. It was considered to be a fairly new thought, to me and my husband, but not to the Robin, who assumed that the idea was magnificent. You wouldnt have imagined, a tomato being the thing selected.

The Boring Robin looked for a computer that they would often try to balance on their head. This is certainly a surprising thought, to me and my children, but not to the Robin, who assumed that the idea was simply life. Who would have thought, a computer would be the item chosen.

The Boring Robin desperately looked for a condom that they would occasionally cuddle. It would be a fairly surprising suggestion, to my children, but not to the Robin, who considered that the idea was entertaining. Remarkably, a condom is the thing that was chosen.

The Boring Robin desperately wanted a dildo that they liked to watch for 10 minutes every morning. This could be considered a fairly unusual idea, to me and my husband, but not to the Robin, who felt that this idea was magnificent. Who would have thought, a dildo being the chosen item.

The Boring Robin desperately desired a set square that they would often cuddle. It should have been a fairly curious approach to life, to my dad, but not to the Robin, who feels that this idea was miraculous. Strangely, a set square would be the thing that was opted for.

The Boring Robin craved for a porno magazine that they liked to insert somewhere. One might consider this to be an odd exercise, to my mum, but not to the Robin, who had decided that the idea was fun. You wouldnt have thought, a porno magazine having that done to it