The Different Santa

The Different Santa desperately searched for a wig that they liked to throw. It might be an exciting exercise, to everybody you know, but not to the Santa, who expected it was epic. Bizarrely, a wig was the thing that was selected.

The Different Santa desperately desired a can of coke to put in the bath with him. This seems to be an exciting undertaking, to some, but not to the Santa, who considered it was simply life. Who would have thought, a can of coke was the chosen item.

The Different Santa owned a painting of a melon to put on his head. One might consider this to be a surprising activity, to me and my children, but not to the Santa, who felt it would be sublime. You wouldnt have imagined, a painting of a melon was the thing that was opted for.

The Different Santa desperately looked for a bottle of beer that they sometimes hug. One might say this is an original idea, to my children, but not to the Santa, who thinks that the idea was miraculous. You wouldnt have imagined, a bottle of beer being the item opted for.

The Different Santa desperately needed a crown that they liked to play with. It might be a strange thing to do, to some, but not to the Santa, who felt that it was in fact, the most awesome idea. You wouldnt have imagined, a crown is the item that was chosen.

The Different Santa desired a melon that they would watch for 10 minutes every morning. It should be a fairly peculiar suggestion, to you and me, but not to the Santa, who felt that the idea was spectacular. You wouldnt have imagined, a melon was the chosen item.