Their Stupid Santa

Their Stupid Santa always had with them a little monkey that they liked to demolish. One might consider this to be an unusual action, to me and my children, but not to the Santa, who had come to the conclusion that this idea is out of this world. Bizarrely, a little monkey was the item that was chosen.

Their Stupid Santa desired a Harry Potter wand that they sometimes rub on his belly. One might find this to be a fairly exciting suggestion, to me and my children, but not to the Santa, who expected that the idea was out of this world. A Harry Potter wand would be the thing that was opted for.

Their Stupid Santa had a piece of paper that they would sometimes drop. It was considered to be an odd suggestion, to me and my parents, but not to the Santa, who assumed that this idea is miraculous. You wouldnt have imagined, a piece of paper was the thing that was opted for.

Their Stupid Santa looked for a hat that they would often sleep with. It might be a weird activity, to me and my children, but not to the Santa, who thinks it was wonderful. Honestly, a hat was the item that was chosen.

Their Stupid Santa always kept a tomato to annihilate It should be a somewhat surprising thing to do, to some, but not to the Santa, who assumed that the idea was out of this world. Who would have thought, a tomato was the thing that was selected.

Their Stupid Santa desperately looked for a porno magazine that they liked to hug. It was a fairly strange action, to me and my parents, but not to the Santa, who expected that it was in fact, exciting. You wouldnt have imagined, a porno magazine of all things.