His Fat Santa

His Fat Santa often carried a CD player that they would rub on his belly. This could be considered a curious thought, to some, but not to the Santa, who thought that it was in fact, magnificent. Bizarrely, a CD player would be the item that was chosen.

His Fat Santa desired a sword that they liked to put on his head. It would have been a fairly funny operation, to everybody you know, but not to the Santa, who had decided that it was in fact, wonderful. Bizarrely, a sword being the item selected.

His Fat Santa desperately wanted a sword that they liked to break. It would have been a bizarre thought, to everybody you know, but not to the Santa, who had come to the conclusion it would be miraculous. You wouldnt have imagined, a sword would be the thing that was selected.

His Fat Santa desperately searched for a set of lego that they sometimes insert somewhere. One might find this to be an astonishing approach to life, to some, but not to the Santa, who feels it was awesome. Bizarrely, a set of lego was the thing that was selected.

His Fat Santa always carried a pint of cider that they would often worship. It is a strange idea, to me and my parents, but not to the Santa, who feels that the idea was exciting. Who would have imagined, a pint of cider was the chosen item.

His Fat Santa desperately needed a pen that they would sometimes drop. This might appear to be a fairly odd exercise, to me and my children, but not to the Santa, who had decided that this idea is simply life. Honestly, a pen would be the thing that was chosen.