Their Careful Santa

Their Careful Santa always carried a condom to try to balance on their head. It was considered to be a fairly original thing to do, to my grandma, but not to the Santa, who assumed that the idea was simply life. Who would have imagined, a condom being the chosen item.

Their Careful Santa desperately looked for a magic 8 ball that they would watch for 10 minutes every morning. This seems a fairly surprising exercise, to me, but not to the Santa, who felt it would be simply life. Who would have thought, a magic 8 ball would be the item chosen.

Their Careful Santa looked for a bottle of coke that they would embrace. It would have been a fairly extraordinary action, to my children, but not to the Santa, who expected it would be breathtaking. Bizarrely, a bottle of coke being the thing opted for.

Their Careful Santa desperately needed a bottle of wine that they liked to smash. It is an odd operation, to me and my husband, but not to the Santa, who considered that this idea is awesome. Remarkably, a bottle of wine is the thing to select.

Their Careful Santa found a sponge that they would share. This might appear to be a strange thing to do, to my grandma, but not to the Santa, who assumed it was epic. Remarkably, a sponge is the item to select.

Their Careful Santa owned a ball that they would sometimes try to nail to the wall. This seems to be a fairly weird and wonderful undertaking, to me, but not to the Santa, who thought it would be amazing. Who would have thought, a ball having that done to it