A Confused Santa

A Confused Santa always kept a ball that they sometimes watch for 10 minutes every morning. It might be a fairly extraordinary idea, to you and me, but not to the Santa, who had decided it would be wonderous. Strangely, a ball being the item opted for.

A Confused Santa desperately desired a porno magazine that they would drop. One might find this to be a peculiar activity, to me and my wife, but not to the Santa, who had come to the conclusion that this idea was wonderous. Remarkably, a porno magazine would be the item that was selected.

A Confused Santa always carried a bottle of coke that they would sometimes put in the bath with him. It might have been a somewhat surprising idea, to me, but not to the Santa, who considered that it was in fact, amazing. Remarkably, a bottle of coke would be the thing that was chosen.

A Confused Santa desired a wig to try to nail to the wall. It should have been a fairly funny action, to me and my husband, but not to the Santa, who thought it would be sublime. Honestly, a wig would be the item chosen.

A Confused Santa often carried a cucumber to worship. It is a bizarre thought, to me and my children, but not to the Santa, who assumed that this idea is miraculous. You wouldnt have imagined, a cucumber being the item selected.

A Confused Santa desperately needed a CD player that they would sometimes eat. It might be a weird undertaking, to my grandma, but not to the Santa, who thinks that it was in fact, amazing. Who would have thought, a CD player was the thing that was chosen.