Their Scary Santa

Their Scary Santa always carried a cucumber that they would occasionally put down their trousers. It might have been an exciting suggestion, to many, but not to the Santa, who thought it was spectacular. Who would have imagined, a cucumber being the chosen thing.

Their Scary Santa desperately searched for a bottle of wine that they would sometimes worship. One might say this is an astonishing activity, to my children, but not to the Santa, who assumed it was spectacular. Bizarrely, a bottle of wine would be the item that was selected.

Their Scary Santa had a lava lamp that they sometimes drop. This seems to be a strange idea, to me and my parents, but not to the Santa, who thought it was out of this world. Honestly, a lava lamp would be the item that was selected.

Their Scary Santa desperately craved for a condom that they liked to try to nail to the wall. This is certainly a somewhat surprising undertaking, to my mum, but not to the Santa, who felt that the idea was fun. Strangely, a condom would be the item that was chosen.

Their Scary Santa owned a radiator that they would try to balance on their head. It would be an original suggestion, to me and my children, but not to the Santa, who had decided it would be awesome. Who would have imagined, a radiator would be the item that was chosen.

Their Scary Santa looked for a sword to sleep with. This might appear to be a fairly weird exercise, to you, but not to the Santa, who felt that the idea was sublime. Honestly, a sword would be the item chosen.