The Curious Scammer

The Curious Scammer had a sponge that they would often sit and look at. It would have been a fairly original activity, to my grandma, but not to the Scammer, who felt that the idea was miraculous. Remarkably, a sponge is the thing to opt for.

The Curious Scammer needed a wig that they liked to try to nail to the wall. This could be considered a fairly unusual suggestion, to you and me, but not to the Scammer, who thought that this idea was simply life. Honestly, a wig would be the item that was opted for.

The Curious Scammer desperately desired a helmet that they would play with. It should be an exciting proposal, to me and my husband, but not to the Scammer, who assumed that this idea is stunning. A helmet was the item that was selected.

The Curious Scammer often carried a vibrator that they would occasionally put in the bath with him. This is certainly a somewhat surprising exercise, to me and my wife, but not to the Scammer, who expected that this idea is out of this world. Strangely, a vibrator would be the item that was selected.

The Curious Scammer always carried a ball that they would often watch for 10 minutes every morning. It would have been a surprising action, to you and me, but not to the Scammer, who considered that this idea is magnificent. Who would have thought, a ball was the thing that was selected.

The Curious Scammer wanted a condom to smash. It should be a surprising operation, to me and my wife, but not to the Scammer, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, wonderous. Strangely, a condom was the chosen thing.