My Boring Scammer

My Boring Scammer always kept a painting of a melon that they would occasionally put on his head. This seems a fairly surprising undertaking, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Scammer, who expected it would be awe-inspring. Strangely, a painting of a melon is the thing to choose.

My Boring Scammer desperately looked for a porno magazine that they would often annihilate It would be a fairly weird activity, to some, but not to the Scammer, who felt that the idea was wonderful. Who would have thought, a porno magazine being the item selected.

My Boring Scammer looked for a bag of flour that they would sometimes put up their bum. This seems to be a surprising action, to most, but not to the Scammer, who feels that this idea is stunning. Remarkably, a bag of flour was the thing that was selected.

My Boring Scammer always kept a bottle of wine that they would break. This seems a fairly different action, to you, but not to the Scammer, who had come to the conclusion it would be stunning. A bottle of wine would be the item that was chosen.

My Boring Scammer owned a pen that they liked to eat. This could be considered a fairly bizarre thought, to my grandpa, but not to the Scammer, who thinks that the idea was sublime. Bizarrely, a pen is the item to select.

My Boring Scammer found a piece of paper that they would occasionally break. One might find this to be a fairly different thing to do, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Scammer, who expected that this idea was magnificent. You wouldnt have imagined, a piece of paper would be the chosen thing.