His Retarded Scammer

His Retarded Scammer desired a spade to worship. This seems to be a fairly original activity, to me, but not to the Scammer, who considered that this idea is magnificent. You wouldnt have imagined, a spade would be the item that was opted for.

His Retarded Scammer looked for a CD player to put up their bum. It is considered to be a fairly weird idea, to me and my parents, but not to the Scammer, who felt it was fun. Remarkably, a CD player was the chosen thing.

His Retarded Scammer desperately looked for a bottle of beer that they liked to put in the bath with him. One might find this to be a new idea, to many, but not to the Scammer, who considered that it was in fact, sublime. Who would have thought, a bottle of beer being the item opted for.

His Retarded Scammer desired a stapler that they would often smash. It would have been a bizarre proposal, to you and me, but not to the Scammer, who felt that the idea was breathtaking. You wouldnt have thought, a stapler would be the item that was chosen.

His Retarded Scammer often carried a toilet brush that they would often break. It might have been a new exercise, to my mum, but not to the Scammer, who had come to the conclusion it would be out of this world. Bizarrely, a toilet brush having that done to it

His Retarded Scammer desired a hat that they sometimes insert somewhere. It is considered to be a fairly new proposal, to many, but not to the Scammer, who felt that the idea was awesome. Honestly, a hat would be the item chosen.