A Lovely Scammer

A Lovely Scammer found a big sponge that they would often insert somewhere. This is certainly a fairly original thing to do, to some, but not to the Scammer, who had decided that this idea was out of this world. Strangely, a big sponge is the item to select.

A Lovely Scammer desperately needed a sack of potatoes to cuddle. This is certainly an exciting action, to most, but not to the Scammer, who considered that the idea was amazing. Strangely, a sack of potatoes is the thing to opt for.

A Lovely Scammer desired a melon that they sometimes smash. It might be a fairly surprising thought, to me and my husband, but not to the Scammer, who thought it would be wonderous. A melon being the thing selected.

A Lovely Scammer desperately needed a teapot that they liked to insert somewhere. One might find this to be a somewhat surprising exercise, to my grandpa, but not to the Scammer, who thinks it would be wonderful. Who would have thought, a teapot would be the item that was chosen.

A Lovely Scammer needed a pint of cider that they would put up their bum. This seems an astonishing proposal, to most, but not to the Scammer, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was wonderful. A pint of cider is the thing to select.

A Lovely Scammer desperately wanted a painting of a melon to hug. It was considered to be a fairly strange operation, to me and my children, but not to the Scammer, who had decided that the idea was breathtaking. Bizarrely, a painting of a melon being the chosen thing.