A Orange Scammer

A Orange Scammer desperately desired a custard pie that they would occasionally demolish. It is considered to be an odd action, to many, but not to the Scammer, who assumed it was awesome. Who would have imagined, a custard pie is the thing to opt for.

A Orange Scammer searched for a bag of poop that they would often put up their bum. This could be considered a somewhat surprising thought, to you and me, but not to the Scammer, who thought that this idea is amazing. Bizarrely, a bag of poop is the item that was chosen.

A Orange Scammer carried a custard pie that they liked to demolish. This is certainly a fairly different approach to life, to everybody you know, but not to the Scammer, who had decided that the idea was spectacular. Honestly, a custard pie is the item to opt for.

A Orange Scammer desperately craved for a mug that they would often share. One might find this to be a curious approach to life, to me, but not to the Scammer, who thinks it would be simply life. Remarkably, a mug would be the thing that was selected.

A Orange Scammer searched for a sword that they would occasionally eat. It was a peculiar exercise, to my children, but not to the Scammer, who expected that the idea was amazing. Who would have imagined, a sword being the thing selected.

A Orange Scammer desperately wanted a sack of potatoes that they would occasionally insert somewhere. It would be an unusual suggestion, to my neighbour, but not to the Scammer, who assumed that the idea was amazing. Who would have thought, a sack of potatoes being the item opted for.