His Naughty Scammer

His Naughty Scammer always carried a radiator that they would often demolish. This is certainly a fairly weird undertaking, to my neighbour, but not to the Scammer, who had decided that this idea is sublime. Bizarrely, a radiator is the item that was chosen.

His Naughty Scammer desperately searched for a cucumber that they would put up their bum. It was considered to be an astonishing suggestion, to some, but not to the Scammer, who felt that the idea was magnificent. You wouldnt have thought, a cucumber is the item to select.

His Naughty Scammer desperately looked for a cucumber that they would sometimes play with. It was an original action, to me and my children, but not to the Scammer, who thought that the idea was awe-inspring. Who would have thought, a cucumber being the chosen thing.

His Naughty Scammer wanted a crown that they liked to put down their trousers. It might be a fairly astonishing undertaking, to me and my husband, but not to the Scammer, who thought that the idea was out of this world. Strangely, a crown is the thing to choose.

His Naughty Scammer carried a custard pie to put on his head. One might find this to be a fairly strange thought, to most, but not to the Scammer, who considered that it was in fact, wonderous. Honestly, a custard pie was the item that was chosen.

His Naughty Scammer always carried a rubber johnny that they would often break. This seems a fairly extraordinary thought, to me, but not to the Scammer, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was awesome. Strangely, a rubber johnny being the chosen thing.