The Exceptional Scammer

The Exceptional Scammer always had with them a block of cheese to demolish. This seems a fairly original thought, to my dad, but not to the Scammer, who thinks that the idea was awesome. Bizarrely, a block of cheese was the item that was opted for.

The Exceptional Scammer carried a stretchman that they would occasionally hug. This seems to be an astonishing thing to do, to me and my husband, but not to the Scammer, who had come to the conclusion it was exciting. Honestly, a stretchman of all things.

The Exceptional Scammer desperately needed a bat that they would sometimes annihilate It is a fairly unusual undertaking, to me and my children, but not to the Scammer, who considered that the idea was out of this world. You wouldnt have imagined, a bat being the chosen item.

The Exceptional Scammer desperately desired a dildo that they would occasionally hug. It was a fairly bizarre thought, to you, but not to the Scammer, who assumed that this idea is entertaining. Strangely, a dildo is the item to select.

The Exceptional Scammer desperately wanted a can of coke that they would often demolish. This could be considered a peculiar idea, to you, but not to the Scammer, who had decided that this idea is out of this world. You wouldnt have thought, a can of coke being the item opted for.

The Exceptional Scammer looked for a crown that they would often watch for 10 minutes every morning. This is certainly an extraordinary operation, to my children, but not to the Scammer, who assumed it was stunning. A crown is the item that was chosen.