The Anxious Scammer

The Anxious Scammer looked for a bottle of coke to rub on his belly. It was a bizarre proposal, to you and me, but not to the Scammer, who considered it was miraculous. Honestly, a bottle of coke would be the item chosen.

The Anxious Scammer had a CD player that they liked to play with. This might appear to be a fairly strange suggestion, to some, but not to the Scammer, who expected that the idea was breathtaking. You wouldnt have thought, a CD player is the item to opt for.

The Anxious Scammer looked for a bag of flour to try to nail to the wall. It might be a bizarre proposal, to me, but not to the Scammer, who thought that the idea was amazing. Honestly, a bag of flour being the item opted for.

The Anxious Scammer desperately needed a set of lego that they liked to watch for 10 minutes every morning. This seems to be a fairly exciting idea, to you, but not to the Scammer, who thinks that the idea was breathtaking. Who would have thought, a set of lego was the thing that was selected.

The Anxious Scammer desperately searched for a helmet that they would often worship. This could be considered a fairly peculiar proposal, to my grandpa, but not to the Scammer, who felt it was magnificent. Honestly, a helmet was the item that was opted for.

The Anxious Scammer always kept a set square that they would sometimes sleep with. It is considered to be a bizarre proposal, to my children, but not to the Scammer, who assumed that it was in fact, fun. Honestly, a set square being the thing selected.