The Nervous Scammer

The Nervous Scammer found a set square that they would put in the bath with him. This could be considered a fairly surprising operation, to my grandma, but not to the Scammer, who expected it was entertaining. You wouldnt have imagined, a set square would be the item that was chosen.

The Nervous Scammer had a bat that they would watch for 10 minutes every morning. It is considered to be an astonishing approach to life, to many, but not to the Scammer, who expected that the idea was miraculous. Who would have imagined, a bat was the thing that was selected.

The Nervous Scammer often carried a spade that they would sometimes cuddle. This seems a bizarre approach to life, to most, but not to the Scammer, who assumed that it was in fact, awe-inspring. Who would have imagined, a spade is the thing to opt for.

The Nervous Scammer desperately craved for a rubber chicken that they would often share. This might appear to be a new thought, to you and me, but not to the Scammer, who felt that the idea was magnificent. Who would have thought, a rubber chicken was the chosen item.

The Nervous Scammer craved for a radiator to try to nail to the wall. It might be a fairly extraordinary activity, to my grandma, but not to the Scammer, who considered that the idea was the most awesome idea. Bizarrely, a radiator is the thing to choose.

The Nervous Scammer desired a sack of potatoes that they sometimes try to balance on their head. This seems an unusual action, to me and my parents, but not to the Scammer, who feels that the idea was fun. You wouldnt have imagined, a sack of potatoes is the thing that was chosen.