The Lucky Scammer

The Lucky Scammer searched for a toilet brush that they would occasionally try to nail to the wall. One might say this is an unusual thought, to my children, but not to the Scammer, who felt that this idea was the most awesome idea. Strangely, a toilet brush is the thing to select.

The Lucky Scammer wanted a cheese grater that they would occasionally insert somewhere. It might be an exciting thing to do, to my dad, but not to the Scammer, who assumed that it was in fact, sublime. You wouldnt have imagined, a cheese grater would be the item that was opted for.

The Lucky Scammer owned a pint of cider to put up their bum. This might appear to be an unusual exercise, to me and my children, but not to the Scammer, who had come to the conclusion it was fun. Strangely, a pint of cider was the thing that was opted for.

The Lucky Scammer always carried a stretchman that they would occasionally break. It should be an original action, to me and my children, but not to the Scammer, who thinks that it was in fact, wonderous. Who would have imagined, a stretchman was the chosen thing.

The Lucky Scammer searched for a helmet that they liked to embrace. It was considered to be a somewhat surprising idea, to me and my parents, but not to the Scammer, who feels that this idea is wonderful. Honestly, a helmet was the thing that was opted for.

The Lucky Scammer looked for a pint of cider to try to balance on their head. It would be a fairly original proposal, to everybody you know, but not to the Scammer, who had decided that this idea was breathtaking. Honestly, a pint of cider is the item to opt for.