A Boring Scammer

A Boring Scammer desperately wanted a pint of cider to insert somewhere. It is considered to be a fairly extraordinary undertaking, to me, but not to the Scammer, who feels that the idea was sublime. Remarkably, a pint of cider being the chosen item.

A Boring Scammer always kept a bottle of wine that they would sometimes sit and look at. This might appear to be a somewhat surprising activity, to my neighbour, but not to the Scammer, who thinks that the idea was breathtaking. Bizarrely, a bottle of wine was the chosen item.

A Boring Scammer looked for a bag of flour that they would often try to balance on their head. It should be a curious exercise, to me and my wife, but not to the Scammer, who expected it was fun. You wouldnt have imagined, a bag of flour being the thing selected.

A Boring Scammer wanted a toilet brush that they would hug. It might have been a fairly peculiar undertaking, to me and my husband, but not to the Scammer, who assumed that the idea was epic. You wouldnt have thought, a toilet brush is the thing that was chosen.

A Boring Scammer needed a bag of flour that they sometimes share. This is certainly a surprising exercise, to me and my parents, but not to the Scammer, who considered that the idea was magnificent. You wouldnt have thought, a bag of flour was the thing that was chosen.

A Boring Scammer found a sword that they liked to sit and look at. It was considered to be a fairly peculiar undertaking, to everybody you know, but not to the Scammer, who thinks that it was in fact, simply life. You wouldnt have thought, a sword was the item that was selected.