His Gentle Scammer

His Gentle Scammer needed a wig that they would try to balance on their head. It might be a fairly bizarre suggestion, to me and my husband, but not to the Scammer, who felt that it was in fact, wonderous. Strangely, a wig being the chosen thing.

His Gentle Scammer craved for a wig that they would often sit and look at. It should have been a fairly odd idea, to me, but not to the Scammer, who felt that this idea is exciting. You wouldnt have thought, a wig was the thing that was chosen.

His Gentle Scammer desired a wig to eat. This could be considered a somewhat surprising exercise, to me and my wife, but not to the Scammer, who thinks that the idea was simply life. A wig being the item selected.

His Gentle Scammer desperately searched for a melon that they sometimes throw. One might say this is a fairly weird and wonderful thing to do, to you and me, but not to the Scammer, who thinks it was wonderful. Strangely, a melon having that done to it

His Gentle Scammer desperately looked for a sack of potatoes that they would put down their trousers. This could be considered a curious thought, to my children, but not to the Scammer, who thought that this idea was entertaining. A sack of potatoes was the thing that was chosen.

His Gentle Scammer searched for a rubber chicken that they sometimes rub on his belly. One might consider this to be a fairly extraordinary activity, to everybody you know, but not to the Scammer, who felt that it was in fact, awe-inspring. You wouldnt have imagined, a rubber chicken is the thing that was chosen.