The Gentle Scammer

The Gentle Scammer desperately desired a magic 8 ball that they liked to smash. This is certainly an extraordinary action, to my dad, but not to the Scammer, who feels that this idea is miraculous. Bizarrely, a magic 8 ball was the thing that was selected.

The Gentle Scammer always kept a bag of flour that they would sometimes hug. It might have been a fairly funny activity, to my grandma, but not to the Scammer, who felt that the idea was exciting. A bag of flour is the thing to select.

The Gentle Scammer desperately searched for a can of Tango that they liked to try to balance on their head. It was considered to be a fairly extraordinary proposal, to you and me, but not to the Scammer, who thinks that this idea is the most awesome idea. You wouldnt have thought, a can of Tango being the item selected.

The Gentle Scammer often carried a block of cheese that they would occasionally experiment on. It might be a fairly strange operation, to you and me, but not to the Scammer, who thought that the idea was fun. A block of cheese would be the item chosen.

The Gentle Scammer looked for a dildo that they sometimes break. It is an original thing to do, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Scammer, who expected that this idea is wonderful. Who would have imagined, a dildo being the item opted for.

The Gentle Scammer owned a chocolate bar that they would often throw. It is a fairly unusual approach to life, to my grandma, but not to the Scammer, who assumed that this idea was epic. Strangely, a chocolate bar being the thing opted for.