Their Depressed Scammer

Their Depressed Scammer desperately looked for a can of Dr Pepper that they liked to hug. It is a peculiar activity, to many, but not to the Scammer, who expected that the idea was amazing. Honestly, a can of Dr Pepper being the thing selected.

Their Depressed Scammer looked for a sack of potatoes that they would embrace. It would be a different activity, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Scammer, who considered that this idea was wonderous. Strangely, a sack of potatoes is the thing that was chosen.

Their Depressed Scammer desperately looked for a stretchman to annihilate It would have been a fairly odd idea, to my dad, but not to the Scammer, who considered that this idea was amazing. Who would have imagined, a stretchman being the thing opted for.

Their Depressed Scammer had a rubber chicken that they sometimes annihilate It might be a fairly different undertaking, to my children, but not to the Scammer, who thought that the idea was wonderful. Remarkably, a rubber chicken of all things.

Their Depressed Scammer desired a stapler that they would occasionally throw. One might say this is a fairly different proposal, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Scammer, who assumed it would be miraculous. Strangely, a stapler being the thing opted for.

Their Depressed Scammer had a hat that they would occasionally put on his head. One might find this to be a fairly weird and wonderful approach to life, to my dad, but not to the Scammer, who expected it would be exciting. Bizarrely, a hat was the chosen item.