A Different Scammer

A Different Scammer owned a bat that they liked to demolish. This seems to be a fairly different thing to do, to my mum, but not to the Scammer, who had come to the conclusion that this idea was out of this world. Bizarrely, a bat would be the item chosen.

A Different Scammer desperately searched for a can of Dr Pepper that they would occasionally annihilate It was an astonishing thought, to me and my husband, but not to the Scammer, who had come to the conclusion that this idea was breathtaking. Who would have imagined, a can of Dr Pepper is the thing to opt for.

A Different Scammer desperately desired a pint of beer that they would sometimes try to nail to the wall. It might have been an extraordinary proposal, to my dad, but not to the Scammer, who had decided it was the most awesome idea. Who would have imagined, a pint of beer would be the thing that was selected.

A Different Scammer owned a rubber johnny that they sometimes experiment on. It is considered to be a fairly bizarre proposal, to my neighbour, but not to the Scammer, who considered that the idea was magnificent. Bizarrely, a rubber johnny is the item to choose.

A Different Scammer looked for a CD player that they would cuddle. It is considered to be an astonishing activity, to me and my husband, but not to the Scammer, who feels it was awe-inspring. A CD player would be the thing that was chosen.

A Different Scammer desperately wanted a can of Dr Pepper that they liked to drop. This might appear to be an exciting exercise, to my dad, but not to the Scammer, who felt that this idea is wonderful. Bizarrely, a can of Dr Pepper having that done to it