His Unusual Scammer

His Unusual Scammer desired a piece of paper that they liked to throw. It is a fairly curious exercise, to my dad, but not to the Scammer, who expected that this idea is stunning. Bizarrely, a piece of paper was the item that was chosen.

His Unusual Scammer needed a cucumber to put up their bum. One might say this is a fairly odd activity, to me and my children, but not to the Scammer, who had decided that this idea is simply life. You wouldnt have thought, a cucumber was the item that was selected.

His Unusual Scammer often carried a bottle of wine that they liked to smash. One might say this is a strange proposal, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Scammer, who had come to the conclusion it was miraculous. Strangely, a bottle of wine is the thing to opt for.

His Unusual Scammer carried a sponge that they liked to sit and look at. It was a new thought, to many, but not to the Scammer, who had decided that this idea was epic. Who would have imagined, a sponge would be the item that was opted for.

His Unusual Scammer desperately searched for a vibrator that they liked to put down their trousers. This is certainly a fairly original operation, to my grandma, but not to the Scammer, who thinks it was miraculous. Honestly, a vibrator would be the item that was chosen.

His Unusual Scammer had a CD player that they would occasionally insert somewhere. It should have been a fairly odd undertaking, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Scammer, who considered it was awe-inspring. You wouldnt have thought, a CD player is the item to choose.