Their Square Scammer

Their Square Scammer always carried a big sponge that they would drop. This is certainly a fairly original activity, to my children, but not to the Scammer, who thought that it was in fact, sublime. You wouldnt have thought, a big sponge would be the chosen thing.

Their Square Scammer carried a set of lego to sleep with. It was a fairly strange undertaking, to my grandpa, but not to the Scammer, who felt that this idea is epic. Honestly, a set of lego is the thing that was chosen.

Their Square Scammer needed a magic 8 ball that they liked to experiment on. This could be considered an extraordinary exercise, to most, but not to the Scammer, who thinks that this idea was magnificent. Strangely, a magic 8 ball would be the item that was selected.

Their Square Scammer searched for a bag of poop that they liked to throw. It was considered to be a bizarre suggestion, to me, but not to the Scammer, who assumed that the idea was sublime. You wouldnt have thought, a bag of poop being the thing selected.

Their Square Scammer desperately desired a wig to smash. This is certainly a different thing to do, to most, but not to the Scammer, who had come to the conclusion that this idea was wonderous. You wouldnt have imagined, a wig being the chosen item.

Their Square Scammer found a dildo that they would put on his head. This could be considered a fairly strange thought, to me and my parents, but not to the Scammer, who expected that the idea was exciting. Bizarrely, a dildo would be the thing that was chosen.