My Lonely Scammer

My Lonely Scammer craved for a crown to cuddle. One might say this is a fairly strange exercise, to me, but not to the Scammer, who felt that it was in fact, miraculous. Bizarrely, a crown being the item opted for.

My Lonely Scammer had a hat that they sometimes experiment on. This is certainly a fairly weird thought, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Scammer, who feels that the idea was magnificent. A hat would be the thing that was opted for.

My Lonely Scammer desperately looked for a custard pie that they would sometimes sit and look at. This is certainly a funny proposal, to my neighbour, but not to the Scammer, who thought that the idea was exciting. Who would have imagined, a custard pie would be the thing that was opted for.

My Lonely Scammer carried a cucumber that they would occasionally hug. It might be a fairly exciting exercise, to most, but not to the Scammer, who had decided it would be miraculous. Bizarrely, a cucumber would be the item that was selected.

My Lonely Scammer desperately searched for a little monkey that they would eat. One might consider this to be a fairly new approach to life, to you and me, but not to the Scammer, who felt that this idea was wonderful. Bizarrely, a little monkey would be the thing that was selected.

My Lonely Scammer always had with them a mug that they would occasionally play with. It might have been an original undertaking, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Scammer, who assumed that this idea is miraculous. A mug would be the item that was chosen.