My Cheerful Servant

My Cheerful Servant always had with them a spade that they liked to insert somewhere. It might be a fairly weird thought, to you and me, but not to the Servant, who thinks that the idea was magnificent. A spade is the item that was chosen.

My Cheerful Servant carried a pint of beer that they would often demolish. It would be a fairly new action, to some, but not to the Servant, who felt that the idea was entertaining. A pint of beer was the item that was chosen.

My Cheerful Servant desperately wanted a vibrator that they would watch for 10 minutes every morning. This is certainly an unusual suggestion, to my dad, but not to the Servant, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, the most awesome idea. You wouldnt have imagined, a vibrator being the thing selected.

My Cheerful Servant needed a condom that they would often put in the bath with him. It would be a fairly exciting thought, to me and my husband, but not to the Servant, who felt that this idea is wonderous. Bizarrely, a condom would be the item that was chosen.

My Cheerful Servant desperately looked for a bag of poop to eat. This might appear to be a fairly exciting thing to do, to my grandpa, but not to the Servant, who had decided that this idea was exciting. Who would have imagined, a bag of poop was the item that was selected.

My Cheerful Servant desperately searched for a stretchman that they would experiment on. This seems a fairly unusual idea, to my grandpa, but not to the Servant, who felt it was exciting. Remarkably, a stretchman would be the item that was opted for.