The Exceptional Servant

The Exceptional Servant often carried a cup to try to nail to the wall. It is a fairly weird action, to my grandpa, but not to the Servant, who thought that it was in fact, simply life. A cup being the chosen thing.

The Exceptional Servant had a piece of paper that they would put up their bum. It would have been a different action, to me and my children, but not to the Servant, who expected that the idea was simply life. Who would have imagined, a piece of paper would be the item chosen.

The Exceptional Servant desperately looked for a hat that they would drop. It would have been a fairly original suggestion, to me, but not to the Servant, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, the most awesome idea. Bizarrely, a hat would be the thing that was chosen.

The Exceptional Servant desired a sponge that they would occasionally eat. This might appear to be a fairly weird and wonderful activity, to you and me, but not to the Servant, who expected it would be fun. You wouldnt have thought, a sponge was the thing that was chosen.

The Exceptional Servant always had with them a spade that they liked to smash. One might say this is a fairly weird proposal, to me and my children, but not to the Servant, who thinks that this idea is wonderous. Who would have imagined, a spade is the item to choose.

The Exceptional Servant desperately searched for a mug that they sometimes put on his head. One might consider this to be a fairly different undertaking, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Servant, who felt that the idea was wonderful. Who would have thought, a mug would be the chosen thing.