The Chinese Servant

The Chinese Servant always had with them a hat that they would sometimes insert somewhere. One might find this to be a fairly astonishing undertaking, to me, but not to the Servant, who felt that this idea was sublime. Bizarrely, a hat was the item that was opted for.

The Chinese Servant desired a can of Dr Pepper that they sometimes insert somewhere. One might find this to be an astonishing idea, to me, but not to the Servant, who considered that the idea was wonderful. You wouldnt have thought, a can of Dr Pepper of all things.

The Chinese Servant carried a lava lamp that they would occasionally cuddle. This might appear to be a new thought, to me and my husband, but not to the Servant, who thought that this idea is miraculous. A lava lamp was the chosen item.

The Chinese Servant owned a porno magazine that they would experiment on. It would be an original exercise, to my children, but not to the Servant, who thought that the idea was awesome. You wouldnt have thought, a porno magazine would be the item that was opted for.

The Chinese Servant desperately needed a sword that they would occasionally try to balance on their head. It should have been a weird approach to life, to many, but not to the Servant, who thinks that the idea was spectacular. Who would have imagined, a sword is the item that was chosen.

The Chinese Servant had a condom that they sometimes eat. It is considered to be a fairly new proposal, to you and me, but not to the Servant, who considered that it was in fact, the most awesome idea. Who would have imagined, a condom having that done to it