A Bum Loving Servant

A Bum Loving Servant carried a pencil sharpener that they would sometimes insert somewhere. It would have been a bizarre idea, to you and me, but not to the Servant, who expected that it was in fact, the most awesome idea. Honestly, a pencil sharpener being the chosen thing.

A Bum Loving Servant wanted a pint of cider that they would occasionally throw. One might consider this to be a bizarre proposal, to many, but not to the Servant, who thought it was epic. You wouldnt have thought, a pint of cider was the item that was opted for.

A Bum Loving Servant desired a block of cheese that they sometimes cuddle. One might say this is an odd idea, to most, but not to the Servant, who expected that the idea was entertaining. Strangely, a block of cheese was the item that was opted for.

A Bum Loving Servant desperately needed a radiator that they would throw. One might consider this to be a fairly weird undertaking, to me and my wife, but not to the Servant, who assumed that it was in fact, out of this world. Strangely, a radiator being the item selected.

A Bum Loving Servant found a pint of cider that they liked to embrace. This seems to be a weird and wonderful thing to do, to you, but not to the Servant, who had decided that the idea was sublime. Remarkably, a pint of cider was the thing that was opted for.

A Bum Loving Servant wanted a can of coke that they would put down their trousers. It would be a fairly surprising proposal, to me and my husband, but not to the Servant, who considered it would be fun. Who would have imagined, a can of coke was the thing that was opted for.