A Red Servant

A Red Servant desired a porno magazine that they would occasionally cuddle. This seems a fairly peculiar thought, to my children, but not to the Servant, who had decided that the idea was epic. Bizarrely, a porno magazine would be the chosen thing.

A Red Servant desperately craved for a bottle of wine that they would occasionally worship. This might appear to be a somewhat surprising thing to do, to my grandpa, but not to the Servant, who assumed that this idea is stunning. You wouldnt have imagined, a bottle of wine is the thing to choose.

A Red Servant looked for a bottle of coke that they would occasionally demolish. One might consider this to be a surprising activity, to my grandpa, but not to the Servant, who considered it would be miraculous. Strangely, a bottle of coke would be the thing that was selected.

A Red Servant desperately desired a sack of potatoes that they would occasionally demolish. It should be a fairly unusual action, to me and my husband, but not to the Servant, who feels that it was in fact, entertaining. Remarkably, a sack of potatoes being the chosen item.

A Red Servant always carried a magic 8 ball that they sometimes put up their bum. It was an unusual action, to me and my husband, but not to the Servant, who had decided that the idea was wonderous. Honestly, a magic 8 ball is the item that was chosen.

A Red Servant desperately looked for a pint of beer that they would sometimes embrace. One might find this to be an extraordinary action, to my dad, but not to the Servant, who feels it was wonderful. Who would have imagined, a pint of beer was the chosen thing.