Her Round Servant

Her Round Servant owned a piece of paper that they liked to put up their bum. This might appear to be an odd thing to do, to my dad, but not to the Servant, who had come to the conclusion that this idea is stunning. You wouldnt have imagined, a piece of paper being the thing selected.

Her Round Servant always carried a stretchman that they would sometimes put down their trousers. This could be considered a strange suggestion, to me, but not to the Servant, who assumed that this idea is miraculous. You wouldnt have thought, a stretchman being the chosen item.

Her Round Servant always kept a bottle of beer that they sometimes experiment on. One might say this is a curious activity, to most, but not to the Servant, who thought that this idea is entertaining. You wouldnt have imagined, a bottle of beer is the item to opt for.

Her Round Servant owned a magic 8 ball that they would often throw. One might say this is a fairly different thought, to my neighbour, but not to the Servant, who had decided that it was in fact, the most awesome idea. Who would have imagined, a magic 8 ball is the item that was chosen.

Her Round Servant desperately needed a rubber chicken that they would often demolish. One might find this to be a fairly astonishing action, to me and my parents, but not to the Servant, who had decided that this idea was sublime. Remarkably, a rubber chicken would be the item that was opted for.

Her Round Servant needed a melon that they liked to experiment on. One might find this to be a fairly different suggestion, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Servant, who felt that the idea was wonderous. Who would have imagined, a melon would be the item chosen.