The Weary Servant

The Weary Servant desperately desired a pen that they would sometimes sit and look at. This seems to be a fairly original suggestion, to my grandpa, but not to the Servant, who thinks that this idea was magnificent. Strangely, a pen is the item that was chosen.

The Weary Servant desperately desired a painting of a melon that they liked to put in the bath with him. It was considered to be a fairly original thought, to my grandma, but not to the Servant, who assumed that this idea is entertaining. Who would have imagined, a painting of a melon being the item opted for.

The Weary Servant searched for a magic 8 ball that they would occasionally put in the bath with him. It would have been an exciting suggestion, to me and my children, but not to the Servant, who assumed it was spectacular. A magic 8 ball of all things.

The Weary Servant always kept a computer that they would put in the bath with him. It should have been an unusual thing to do, to you and me, but not to the Servant, who considered that it was in fact, wonderous. Bizarrely, a computer being the thing selected.

The Weary Servant desperately looked for a stapler that they would often smash. It is a fairly peculiar proposal, to most, but not to the Servant, who felt it would be amazing. Bizarrely, a stapler was the item that was opted for.

The Weary Servant owned a pint of beer that they would occasionally experiment on. It was a different suggestion, to me and my husband, but not to the Servant, who expected that it was in fact, wonderous. Who would have imagined, a pint of beer would be the thing that was selected.