The Dodgy Servant

The Dodgy Servant wanted a sword that they would put up their bum. It is a bizarre action, to most, but not to the Servant, who thinks it would be out of this world. You wouldnt have imagined, a sword being the item opted for.

The Dodgy Servant desired a crown that they would sometimes eat. It would have been a fairly different activity, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Servant, who feels that this idea is entertaining. A crown being the thing selected.

The Dodgy Servant wanted a computer that they would put down their trousers. This is certainly a fairly bizarre action, to me and my wife, but not to the Servant, who had decided it would be exciting. A computer would be the thing that was selected.

The Dodgy Servant needed a stapler that they would often play with. It is considered to be a new exercise, to my neighbour, but not to the Servant, who had decided that the idea was amazing. Strangely, a stapler would be the thing that was opted for.

The Dodgy Servant desperately desired a computer that they sometimes put in the bath with him. It might have been an extraordinary action, to some, but not to the Servant, who thought it was exciting. A computer being the chosen thing.

The Dodgy Servant desperately desired a bottle of coke that they liked to watch for 10 minutes every morning. This might appear to be an original activity, to everybody you know, but not to the Servant, who thought that this idea is awesome. Honestly, a bottle of coke would be the chosen thing.