Her Unusual Servant

Her Unusual Servant desperately desired a toilet brush that they sometimes break. It should have been a fairly funny suggestion, to me and my husband, but not to the Servant, who felt it was the most awesome idea. You wouldnt have imagined, a toilet brush would be the thing that was opted for.

Her Unusual Servant craved for a sack of potatoes that they would occasionally sit and look at. It should have been a fairly peculiar activity, to me and my children, but not to the Servant, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, spectacular. You wouldnt have imagined, a sack of potatoes being the item selected.

Her Unusual Servant desperately craved for a condom that they liked to try to nail to the wall. It is considered to be a fairly astonishing suggestion, to you, but not to the Servant, who thinks that the idea was entertaining. You wouldnt have thought, a condom being the thing opted for.

Her Unusual Servant always kept a spade to throw. It is a fairly weird thing to do, to my grandma, but not to the Servant, who had come to the conclusion it would be breathtaking. You wouldnt have imagined, a spade is the thing that was chosen.

Her Unusual Servant carried a bottle of beer that they would occasionally share. One might find this to be a fairly extraordinary undertaking, to my neighbour, but not to the Servant, who thinks it would be simply life. Strangely, a bottle of beer is the item to select.

Her Unusual Servant had a stapler that they would occasionally eat. One might say this is a fairly extraordinary exercise, to me, but not to the Servant, who thought that the idea was the most awesome idea. Honestly, a stapler being the item opted for.