A Horny Servant

A Horny Servant had a vibrator that they would occasionally drop. It was an unusual approach to life, to some, but not to the Servant, who assumed that it was in fact, wonderous. Bizarrely, a vibrator being the item opted for.

A Horny Servant desperately craved for a condom that they liked to put on his head. It is considered to be a peculiar thing to do, to everybody you know, but not to the Servant, who thinks that the idea was wonderful. Who would have imagined, a condom is the item to select.

A Horny Servant desperately craved for a bag of flour that they would demolish. One might consider this to be a fairly strange exercise, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Servant, who considered that the idea was simply life. You wouldnt have thought, a bag of flour is the item to opt for.

A Horny Servant desperately desired a pen that they sometimes put in the bath with him. This might appear to be an odd thing to do, to my children, but not to the Servant, who expected it was simply life. Who would have thought, a pen is the item that was chosen.

A Horny Servant owned a pencil sharpener that they sometimes play with. It might be an extraordinary thing to do, to many, but not to the Servant, who thought it would be magnificent. You wouldnt have thought, a pencil sharpener is the item that was chosen.

A Horny Servant desperately looked for a cup that they would put in the bath with him. One might find this to be a somewhat surprising thing to do, to my children, but not to the Servant, who expected that the idea was breathtaking. Bizarrely, a cup of all things.