His Adventurous Servant

His Adventurous Servant needed a sack of potatoes that they liked to insert somewhere. One might say this is a surprising approach to life, to some, but not to the Servant, who considered that this idea was spectacular. Who would have imagined, a sack of potatoes was the chosen item.

His Adventurous Servant desperately craved for a CD player that they would sometimes throw. One might find this to be a fairly weird idea, to me and my parents, but not to the Servant, who felt that this idea is awe-inspring. Who would have thought, a CD player being the thing selected.

His Adventurous Servant carried a bat that they would occasionally cuddle. It was considered to be a fairly astonishing suggestion, to some, but not to the Servant, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was exciting. You wouldnt have imagined, a bat was the chosen thing.

His Adventurous Servant desperately craved for a rubber johnny that they would often sit and look at. This is certainly an extraordinary undertaking, to my grandpa, but not to the Servant, who assumed that the idea was amazing. A rubber johnny would be the chosen thing.

His Adventurous Servant desperately needed a can of Dr Pepper that they would occasionally put down their trousers. This is certainly a weird and wonderful approach to life, to me and my wife, but not to the Servant, who expected it would be sublime. A can of Dr Pepper of all things.

His Adventurous Servant desperately craved for a stapler that they would sometimes insert somewhere. One might consider this to be a new activity, to my grandma, but not to the Servant, who had decided that the idea was awesome. Remarkably, a stapler would be the thing that was opted for.