The Exceptional Servant

The Exceptional Servant wanted a rubber johnny that they would occasionally throw. It should be a new approach to life, to my dad, but not to the Servant, who expected that it was in fact, fun. You wouldnt have thought, a rubber johnny would be the item that was chosen.

The Exceptional Servant searched for a pen that they would often insert somewhere. One might find this to be a fairly weird and wonderful undertaking, to me, but not to the Servant, who thinks that it was in fact, epic. Honestly, a pen would be the item that was selected.

The Exceptional Servant always carried a CD player that they would often annihilate One might find this to be a curious exercise, to me and my husband, but not to the Servant, who had decided that the idea was entertaining. Honestly, a CD player is the thing to choose.

The Exceptional Servant had a bottle of beer that they liked to watch for 10 minutes every morning. It would be a bizarre undertaking, to many, but not to the Servant, who thought that the idea was magnificent. A bottle of beer would be the chosen thing.

The Exceptional Servant desperately desired a lava lamp that they sometimes insert somewhere. This is certainly a fairly exciting thought, to everybody you know, but not to the Servant, who assumed that the idea was sublime. Who would have thought, a lava lamp was the item that was opted for.

The Exceptional Servant wanted a magic 8 ball that they would occasionally try to balance on their head. It was considered to be a funny approach to life, to me and my children, but not to the Servant, who expected that this idea is epic. Who would have thought, a magic 8 ball being the chosen thing.