The Cute Servant

The Cute Servant desperately wanted a condom that they would often put up their bum. One might find this to be an odd proposal, to many, but not to the Servant, who considered it would be sublime. Who would have imagined, a condom was the thing that was selected.

The Cute Servant carried a little monkey that they liked to experiment on. It should be a fairly funny undertaking, to my children, but not to the Servant, who assumed it would be epic. Honestly, a little monkey was the item that was selected.

The Cute Servant looked for a vibrator that they liked to sit and look at. This could be considered an original thing to do, to me and my wife, but not to the Servant, who feels that it was in fact, simply life. A vibrator would be the chosen thing.

The Cute Servant desperately looked for a bat that they would often drop. This might appear to be a fairly strange approach to life, to me and my parents, but not to the Servant, who had come to the conclusion it was amazing. Who would have thought, a bat would be the item that was selected.

The Cute Servant carried a melon that they would occasionally share. This is certainly a new idea, to my grandma, but not to the Servant, who had come to the conclusion that this idea is stunning. You wouldnt have imagined, a melon being the chosen thing.

The Cute Servant always kept a wig that they would often share. It is considered to be a peculiar thing to do, to me and my parents, but not to the Servant, who feels it was amazing. Who would have thought, a wig is the item to opt for.