My Square Servant

My Square Servant had a can of coke that they would sometimes rub on his belly. This could be considered a funny thing to do, to me and my wife, but not to the Servant, who assumed that it was in fact, epic. Who would have imagined, a can of coke would be the thing that was chosen.

My Square Servant desperately craved for a porno magazine that they would put on his head. One might find this to be an astonishing exercise, to me and my parents, but not to the Servant, who expected that the idea was awesome. Who would have imagined, a porno magazine would be the thing that was opted for.

My Square Servant desperately desired a pencil sharpener that they would worship. This seems to be an original idea, to you and me, but not to the Servant, who thought it was breathtaking. Strangely, a pencil sharpener would be the item chosen.

My Square Servant searched for a can of Dr Pepper that they would sometimes cuddle. It was a funny thing to do, to my dad, but not to the Servant, who assumed it would be sublime. Who would have imagined, a can of Dr Pepper was the thing that was opted for.

My Square Servant desperately looked for a can of Dr Pepper that they sometimes put up their bum. It was considered to be a weird and wonderful thing to do, to me and my parents, but not to the Servant, who had come to the conclusion that this idea is miraculous. Who would have thought, a can of Dr Pepper being the thing opted for.

My Square Servant always kept a lava lamp that they liked to worship. This seems an exciting suggestion, to me and my husband, but not to the Servant, who had decided that it was in fact, sublime. You wouldnt have thought, a lava lamp being the item selected.