Her Tired Servant

Her Tired Servant always had with them a painting of a melon that they would sometimes experiment on. It might have been a strange action, to my mum, but not to the Servant, who felt that the idea was miraculous. Strangely, a painting of a melon having that done to it

Her Tired Servant needed a painting of a melon that they would occasionally eat. One might consider this to be an odd operation, to most, but not to the Servant, who assumed that this idea is entertaining. Strangely, a painting of a melon was the thing that was selected.

Her Tired Servant found a ball to sit and look at. This is certainly a fairly original idea, to my grandpa, but not to the Servant, who feels that the idea was amazing. You wouldnt have thought, a ball would be the item chosen.

Her Tired Servant owned a magic 8 ball that they would often watch for 10 minutes every morning. It might have been a fairly extraordinary suggestion, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Servant, who considered that this idea is entertaining. Who would have thought, a magic 8 ball being the thing selected.

Her Tired Servant desperately looked for a pint of cider that they would sometimes hug. It was a funny activity, to you and me, but not to the Servant, who expected that the idea was amazing. Remarkably, a pint of cider was the chosen thing.

Her Tired Servant desperately wanted a sack of potatoes that they sometimes put up their bum. It should have been a fairly funny activity, to everybody you know, but not to the Servant, who had come to the conclusion that this idea is entertaining. Remarkably, a sack of potatoes would be the thing that was selected.