The Brainy Servant

The Brainy Servant desperately desired a pint of cider that they would sometimes sleep with. It was considered to be a fairly surprising activity, to some, but not to the Servant, who felt that the idea was awesome. A pint of cider was the item that was opted for.

The Brainy Servant desperately looked for a helmet that they sometimes try to nail to the wall. One might say this is a fairly curious thought, to most, but not to the Servant, who had come to the conclusion that this idea is miraculous. Who would have thought, a helmet would be the chosen thing.

The Brainy Servant carried a sword that they would often rub on his belly. One might say this is a fairly exciting action, to my children, but not to the Servant, who assumed that it was in fact, entertaining. Who would have imagined, a sword is the item to select.

The Brainy Servant desperately desired a pint of beer that they would sleep with. This could be considered a fairly new approach to life, to you and me, but not to the Servant, who feels it was awe-inspring. Remarkably, a pint of beer was the item that was chosen.

The Brainy Servant carried a little monkey that they liked to eat. This could be considered a fairly peculiar operation, to you and me, but not to the Servant, who felt that the idea was spectacular. Who would have thought, a little monkey would be the item that was opted for.

The Brainy Servant always carried a can of Dr Pepper that they would often break. One might find this to be an unusual idea, to everybody you know, but not to the Servant, who thinks that the idea was awe-inspring. You wouldnt have imagined, a can of Dr Pepper was the item that was selected.