His Confused Servant

His Confused Servant always kept a block of cheese that they liked to insert somewhere. This might appear to be a fairly different thing to do, to me and my wife, but not to the Servant, who thinks that this idea was the most awesome idea. A block of cheese was the item that was chosen.

His Confused Servant desired a bottle of coke that they sometimes sit and look at. It might be a fairly astonishing activity, to me and my children, but not to the Servant, who considered it was wonderful. You wouldnt have thought, a bottle of coke was the thing that was opted for.

His Confused Servant desperately needed a bottle of beer that they would often annihilate It was a weird suggestion, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Servant, who thinks it would be breathtaking. You wouldnt have thought, a bottle of beer being the chosen thing.

His Confused Servant always carried a dildo to break. It should have been a funny suggestion, to my mum, but not to the Servant, who felt that this idea is awesome. Strangely, a dildo is the item to select.

His Confused Servant desperately desired a sack of potatoes that they would share. It would be a fairly original approach to life, to you and me, but not to the Servant, who feels that the idea was out of this world. Remarkably, a sack of potatoes being the chosen item.

His Confused Servant found a bottle of beer that they would often drop. It should be a fairly extraordinary idea, to some, but not to the Servant, who felt that this idea was exciting. You wouldnt have thought, a bottle of beer was the thing that was chosen.