The Anxious Servant

The Anxious Servant desired a stapler to insert somewhere. One might say this is a fairly unusual thought, to me and my parents, but not to the Servant, who considered that this idea is epic. Remarkably, a stapler was the thing that was selected.

The Anxious Servant searched for a sack of potatoes that they liked to try to nail to the wall. It was considered to be a different approach to life, to my neighbour, but not to the Servant, who felt it was the most awesome idea. Bizarrely, a sack of potatoes is the thing to choose.

The Anxious Servant desperately needed a condom that they liked to hug. This might appear to be a fairly bizarre operation, to me and my wife, but not to the Servant, who had decided that it was in fact, miraculous. Remarkably, a condom was the thing that was chosen.

The Anxious Servant desperately wanted a pen that they would cuddle. One might consider this to be a bizarre exercise, to some, but not to the Servant, who feels it would be awe-inspring. Who would have thought, a pen was the thing that was chosen.

The Anxious Servant desperately wanted a cucumber that they would sometimes worship. This is certainly a fairly original idea, to everybody you know, but not to the Servant, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was entertaining. Who would have thought, a cucumber was the thing that was opted for.

The Anxious Servant always had with them a pencil sharpener to sit and look at. This seems a bizarre undertaking, to many, but not to the Servant, who had come to the conclusion it was fun. A pencil sharpener is the item to choose.