A Retarded Servant

A Retarded Servant desperately needed a stretchman that they would throw. It might have been a fairly weird and wonderful exercise, to my grandpa, but not to the Servant, who had come to the conclusion it would be amazing. You wouldnt have thought, a stretchman being the item selected.

A Retarded Servant owned a spade that they would sometimes hug. It should have been a strange activity, to my grandpa, but not to the Servant, who expected that this idea was epic. You wouldnt have thought, a spade is the thing to select.

A Retarded Servant desired a wig that they liked to smash. It should be a bizarre approach to life, to my children, but not to the Servant, who assumed it would be out of this world. Remarkably, a wig would be the chosen thing.

A Retarded Servant desperately wanted a magic 8 ball that they would hug. It would have been a fairly weird suggestion, to me and my husband, but not to the Servant, who thinks that this idea is the most awesome idea. Remarkably, a magic 8 ball was the item that was selected.

A Retarded Servant found a rubber chicken that they liked to try to balance on their head. It was a fairly odd suggestion, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Servant, who felt that it was in fact, breathtaking. A rubber chicken having that done to it

A Retarded Servant desperately desired a magic 8 ball that they liked to insert somewhere. It was a bizarre undertaking, to me and my husband, but not to the Servant, who assumed that this idea was exciting. You wouldnt have thought, a magic 8 ball would be the item chosen.