My Grumpy Servant

My Grumpy Servant found a porno magazine that they would drop. This could be considered a fairly different approach to life, to my children, but not to the Servant, who had come to the conclusion it would be exciting. Honestly, a porno magazine being the chosen thing.

My Grumpy Servant desperately wanted a toilet brush that they would sometimes cuddle. It would have been a fairly strange exercise, to my neighbour, but not to the Servant, who thinks that it was in fact, sublime. Who would have imagined, a toilet brush of all things.

My Grumpy Servant needed a dildo that they liked to put on his head. One might consider this to be an odd undertaking, to my neighbour, but not to the Servant, who thought that the idea was miraculous. You wouldnt have imagined, a dildo was the item that was selected.

My Grumpy Servant wanted a cheese grater to embrace. This seems a funny activity, to me, but not to the Servant, who assumed that the idea was exciting. Remarkably, a cheese grater was the thing that was selected.

My Grumpy Servant had a pint of cider that they liked to sleep with. This seems to be a weird and wonderful thing to do, to me and my wife, but not to the Servant, who thought that the idea was sublime. You wouldnt have imagined, a pint of cider would be the thing that was opted for.

My Grumpy Servant always had with them a stapler that they liked to sleep with. It is considered to be a fairly exciting thought, to my dad, but not to the Servant, who considered it would be awe-inspring. Bizarrely, a stapler is the thing that was chosen.