My Chinese Snake

My Chinese Snake had a pint of cider that they liked to break. It should have been a fairly weird and wonderful proposal, to my children, but not to the Snake, who considered that the idea was awe-inspring. Bizarrely, a pint of cider was the thing that was selected.

My Chinese Snake desired a chocolate bar to cuddle. It would be an exciting approach to life, to me and my parents, but not to the Snake, who thinks that this idea is stunning. Remarkably, a chocolate bar is the item to opt for.

My Chinese Snake owned a sack of potatoes that they would occasionally cuddle. This seems to be a bizarre thought, to my neighbour, but not to the Snake, who feels it would be wonderous. Bizarrely, a sack of potatoes would be the thing that was chosen.

My Chinese Snake often carried a pint of beer that they sometimes eat. One might say this is an extraordinary idea, to everybody you know, but not to the Snake, who thinks that the idea was wonderous. You wouldnt have imagined, a pint of beer was the item that was chosen.

My Chinese Snake desperately searched for a cheese grater that they would occasionally put down their trousers. This is certainly a fairly funny exercise, to you and me, but not to the Snake, who expected that this idea was miraculous. You wouldnt have thought, a cheese grater was the thing that was selected.

My Chinese Snake carried a toilet brush that they would throw. One might consider this to be an exciting action, to some, but not to the Snake, who thought that the idea was sublime. Bizarrely, a toilet brush would be the item chosen.